Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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