your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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