No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Did you just see the Batmobile???
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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