i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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