Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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