Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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