I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I touched a dick in church today
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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