So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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