HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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