Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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