I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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