problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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