you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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