Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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