Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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