The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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