I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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