If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
