I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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This is my gift to your gina
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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