Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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