I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I want to have your abortion
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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