there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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