I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i think i have two assholes
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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