That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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