i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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