I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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