so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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