So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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