what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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