I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Apparently you make a good broom.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just high enough for therapy.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
FUCK WHALES
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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