Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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