we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Still dying that you shit outside
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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