Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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