Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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