bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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