We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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