My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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