Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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