it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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