Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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