But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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