..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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