I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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