I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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