doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
FUCK WHALES
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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