After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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