I must be too annoying 4 u.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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