I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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