I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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