erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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