after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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