Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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